As @AndrewSteel88 joined the stage at the halfway point, there had already been a significant split, with a few dangerous riders allowed to go clear by the GC favourites.
82km to go and there's a large break of 29 riders. Some big names in there, including #YellowJersey Greg van Avermaet and Vinny Nibbles #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016From that point, the stage began to rise through a category 4 climb before the category 1 Col d'Aspin just before the end of the stage. For all the mountains on the road through, some of Andy's jokes were falling a bit flat.
We're moving into the Pyrenees and, as we all know, if you're going to win the #tdf, you'll need a good pair o'knees pic.twitter.com/Tfdj3vPQee— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Maybe not even then, mate. After yesterday's equine followers, and nutters on cliffs, surely today's stage wouldn't feature any eccentric fans or overzealous animals. Right?That joke works better said aloud, to be honest...— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Sorry, just got distracted by the lunatic jester hat-wearing one-man band sat at the side of the road. Ah, Le Tour, never change. #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
The distractions were set aside as it all kicked off in the breakaway group. I'll let Andy cover what happened.A mountain goat looks on, unperturbed by a helicopter circling it. #TDF2016— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Three riders have distanced themselves from the break and the rest of the group don't seem that bothered. #TDF2016 #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
And as I type that, Voss & Nibali attack to bridge the gap, igniting a reaction in the rest of the group, which almost fragmented. #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
The lead trio are Dani Navarro, Matti Breschel and Antoine Duchesne, as Steve Cummings decides he wants to attempt to join them. #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Nibali, meanwhile, despite his attacks, finds himself behind those two groups, but ahead of the remnants of the original break. #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Quite the burst of excitement! Cummings did indeed make it across to the leaders, but he wasn't satisfied with that.
The #YellowJersey group has caught the four leaders, but Steve Cummings is having none of it and has put the hammer down again! #tdf— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Understandable, and it was a good point for me to take over the Twitter reins.The action has well and truly started and I'm knackered already!— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
This may be a mountain stage, but the TLG sprint train is still out in force. @AndrewSteel88 about to peel off... pic.twitter.com/sxDVE4GuVS— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016As they climbed the Col d'Aspin, Cummings kept powering on out front, while in the peloton, one potential GC contender was struggling, while I developed a fascination with one particular four letter word...
Thibaut Pinot is struggling. He's off the back of the GC group, Morabito trying to bring him back onto the back. #TDF2016 #BabyGotBack— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
It really was an action-packed stage, but out front, it was all serene for Steve Cummings, cresting the mountain and beginning the descent to the finish line. Meanwhile, the rude jokes went into overdrive.AG2R are attacking as Pinot struggles, because French. Meanwhile Nibali has lost touch with Impey and Navarro. It's all happening! #TDF2016— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
There were more. No flamme rouge tweet today, but you can't keep a Stark down.He's keeping it very calm and smooth, luckily for the fans on the roadside. We don't want Cummings all over the place. #TDF2016— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016And approach it he did, taking his second win in the Tour de France after last year's win in Stage 14 in Mende. The main group was several minutes back, as Impey, Navarro and Nibali trickled in for second, third and fourth. But then...
DISASTER! THE FLAMME ROUGE HAS DEFLATED— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
#PrayForFlammeRouge. The deflation of the flamme rouge arch (later revealed to have been caused by a spectator accidentally unplugging the generator with their belt, only in France) effectively ended the stage, as while everyone did eventually cross the line, the 3km rule was applied.Riders trapped underneath it. Absolute carnage. Meanwhile, about a km up the road, van Avermaet finishes 5th to further extend his lead— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
That only happened after a protest from Orica-Bike Exchange, after Adam Yates was caught underneath the rapidly deflating inflatable and crashed, requiring stitches in a wound on his chin. However, his efforts in getting clear were rewarded with the lead in the young riders' white jersey standings, and second in GC.TLG EXCLUSIVE: How the flamme rouge was popped. pic.twitter.com/VnpmaZoeMK— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
That second is behind Greg van Avermaet, who not only held onto his lead in a stage where some wondered if he could, but extended it by getting in the break, taking another 40 seconds out of the chasing group of favourites.
So after Cummings everywhere, a bit of a limp finish in the end.FAO: #TDF organisers. Next time you want an inflatable, call this guy. pic.twitter.com/BOzJdRt5kJ— The Laughing Group (@Laughing_Group) July 8, 2016
Stage results:
1. Steve Cummings (DDD) 3:48:09
2. Daryl Impey (OBE) + 1:04
3. Daniel Navarro (COF) + 1:04
General Classification:
1. Greg van Avermaet (BMC) 34:09:44
2. Adam Yates (OBE) + 5:50
3. Julian Alaphillippe (EQS) + 5:51
4. Alejandro Valverde (MOV) + 5:53
5. Joaquin Rodriguez (KAT) + 5:54
Sprint Classification:
1. Mark Cavendish (DDD) 204
2. Marcel Kittel (EQS) 182
3. Peter Sagan (TNK) 175
King of the Mountains:
1. Thomas de Gendt (LTS) 13
2. Greg van Avermaet (BMC) 13
3. Steve Cummings (DDD) 10
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